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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."
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"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."
"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."
"Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: .."
"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."
"A Bar joke A Socialist jew, a misandrist woman, a Canadian and a Toupee walk into a Bar. One walks out the President of America."
"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""
"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."