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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."
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"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"
"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."
"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"
"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""
"Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck."
"[nail salon] Excuse me, do you do filing here? ""Yes of course we do!"" Great! I need a good refund *hands over tax forms*"
"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"