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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"

"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"

"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"

"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""

"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."

"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"

"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"

"Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."