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Joke of the Day

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""

"What is the internal temperature of a Taunton? Luke warm."

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""

"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"Obi-wan: You don't have a shot with Padme. Anakin: Don't underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*"