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Joke of the Day

"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"

"Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby."

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk in to a bar. And he orders a drink."

"If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard."

"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"[job interview] ""Why should I hire you?"" ""Because I have pictures of you with a goat?"""

"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."