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Joke of the Day

"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""

"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"

"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."

"I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric."

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l."

"While on vacation the desk clerk at the London hotel told me I'd only get the key to my room if I presented him with 250 pounds... ... so I introduced him to my wife."

"Police officer asks driver if he recognizes himself. Police officer asks man if he recognizes himself. Then the driver pulls out mirror and says ''yes it is me''"