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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."

"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."

"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."

"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."