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Joke of the Day

"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."

"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"

"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."

"Prostitution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced ones."

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."

"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."

"Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL."