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Joke of the Day
"I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l."
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"Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth."
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"When you fall, I'll always be there for you. Sincerely, The Floor."
"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"
"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""