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Joke of the Day

"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"

"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."

"I went down to the local Pub and I came home with this great joke told to me by a baby. Goo goo ga ga gah?"

"Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, ""Ron, I'm gay."" ""Are you fucking serious?!"" asks Ron. ""Yeah...that too,"" says Harry."

"What do you call a masturbating bull?"

"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."

"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"

"Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now"

"*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO"

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"