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Joke of the Day

"Police officer asks driver if he recognizes himself. Police officer asks man if he recognizes himself. Then the driver pulls out mirror and says ''yes it is me''"

"Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it."

"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"

"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"

"I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters But not all together. I don't like my food touching."

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."

"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."