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Joke of the Day

"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both glide around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"