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Joke of the Day

"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."

"Police officer: Excuse me but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."

"Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?"

"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."

"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."

"Car's favorite dance? Brake Dance"

"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."

"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word ""screw"" is."