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Joke of the Day

"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."

"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"

"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"

"Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"

"My wife googled ""when is it safe to leave a child at home alone"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."

"Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza."

"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."