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Joke of the Day
"Car's favorite dance? Brake Dance"
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"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"
"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."
"This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash"
"""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well""."
"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."
"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds"
"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."