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Joke of the Day

"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."

"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"

"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"

"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"