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Joke of the Day
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
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"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
"How did Wendy die? The Baconator."
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"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."
"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"
"Sometimes when people text me ""K"", I like to text them ""L- omg you next!!"""
"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."
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