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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"
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"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"
"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""
"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"
"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."
"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"do you know what 6.9 is? It's a period ruining a beautiful thing."