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Joke of the Day
"How did Wendy die? The Baconator."
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"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."
"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
"[male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?"
"Marriage is like a pack of cards... Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade..."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."
"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird"
"A gorilla walks into a bar Holy shit run!"
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"