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Joke of the Day

"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."

"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."

"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"

"What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!"

"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""

"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."

"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."

"5yo: Daddy, what's a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don't have a brother!? Me: Exactly!"