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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."
Next Joke
"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."
"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
"Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian They're not laughing now!"
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."
"Playing the prequel to Angry Birds where the pigs fuck all the birds' wives."
"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much."