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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes when people text me ""K"", I like to text them ""L- omg you next!!"""
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"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"
"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death."
"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."
"Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue."
"Attention Girl: Why do you look so sad? Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint?"