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Joke of the Day
"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""
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"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"
"the day i feel like a real adult is the day i can wear a white shirt and keep it stain-free."
"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"
"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" generally mean the same thing... ...except at funerals."
"Dear Abby, I saw a questionable mole on this girl I like. How do I tell her without letting her know I hid a camera in her shower?"
"Cat puns freak meowt"
"Coworker: I lost my phone. Me: WHAT? CW: I don't know where it is. M:*perplexed look* You're not glued to it like a NORMAL person? Freak!"
"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"