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Joke of the Day

"Dear Abby, I saw a questionable mole on this girl I like. How do I tell her without letting her know I hid a camera in her shower?"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"How much does Jesus love you? Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)"

"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"

"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One's got hydraulics, the other's got high bollocks."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."

"What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan"