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Joke of the Day
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" generally mean the same thing... ...except at funerals."
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"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."
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"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"I feel sorry for people who sell magazines. Seems like they got a lot of issues."
"My friend's grandpa who was suffering from Alzheimer's passed away recently He forgot he was alive"
"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because it's un oeuf."