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Joke of the Day

"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"

"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."

"80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts"

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."

"I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets."

"[Meta] With lightbulb lifetimes increasing with no obvious limit, will ""how many ___ does it take to change a lightbulb"" jokes speak to coming generations?"

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"

"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"

"Make a last request!!"