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Joke of the Day
"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"
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"What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous"
"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """
"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."
"Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution? A: They heard them in the town square saying, ""Coup, coup!"""
"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."
"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"