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Joke of the Day

"Cat puns freak meowt"

"Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!"

"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."

"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""

"8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""

"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."