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Joke of the Day
"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"
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"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."
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"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."
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"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."