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Joke of the Day
"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."
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"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."
"What's the best and worse thing that your wife can possibly tell you? You have the biggest dick in the entire neighborhood."
"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."
"How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder..."
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"