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Joke of the Day
"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"why don't foot fetishists ever win anything? because they like the taste of defeat. i'm not even sorry."
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"A website where low life fat virgins go. www.reddit.com"
"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"
"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"
"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."