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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"
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"My dick is my mind My girlfriend blows it every week"
"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"
"For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that's one of his fantasies: That we have health care."
"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."
"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."
"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."
"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."