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Joke of the Day
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
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"What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!"
"if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had"
"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"
"""Excuse me, but the sign says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' It doesn't say a goddamn thing about no pants."" - Me, drunk at Target"
"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"
"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."