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Joke of the Day
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
Next Joke
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."
"Me: come here often? Her: THIS IS MY BEDROOM IM CALLING THE COPS"
"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""
"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."
"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."
"How do you circumcised a whale? Four skin divers"
"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"