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Joke of the Day
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."
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"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"
"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"
"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."
"Who do you ask about Donald Trump's stamina? His daughter."
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""
"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."