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Joke of the Day

"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."

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"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"[deathbed] Son....come closer ""Yes dad?"" We need a new man of the house ""I'd-"" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister"
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."
"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
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