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Joke of the Day

"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."

"T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do."

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"

"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"

"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."

"Can you guys in earlier time zones please tweet me if the world ends in the future?"

"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"