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Joke of the Day

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea? Because he didn't wait for it to be cool."

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"

"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."

"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""

"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."

"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."

"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"

"[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet."