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Joke of the Day

"Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other... Finally one says, ""I don't recall your name but your feces familiar."""

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"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"
"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."
"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem."
"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."
"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."