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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."

"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."

"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"

"It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia"

"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."

"What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off."

"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."

"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"