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Joke of the Day
"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"
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"My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator"
"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"
"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"
"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"
"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
"The awkward moment your phone does a stupid auto correct... And makes everyone think you're refrigerator"
"How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !"
"If it wasn't for venetian blinds.... It'd be curtains for all of us."