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Joke of the Day
"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"
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"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"
"If you have any snacks left when the movie starts you're a wizard & need to be killed."
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."
"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"
"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
"Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit."