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Joke of the Day
"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."
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"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"
"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."
"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"
"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."
"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"
"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."