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Joke of the Day

"Why the gills in the sea don't drink tea even though there is plenty of water That will make them all guill tea!"

"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."

"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."

"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"Why are all castles disabled? They all have tur-rets"

"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"