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Joke of the Day
"Why are all castles disabled? They all have tur-rets"
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"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."
"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"
"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"
"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."