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Joke of the Day
"Why are all castles disabled? They all have tur-rets"
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"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"
"If a vegetarian eats vegetables... What does a humanitarian eat?"
"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"
"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."
"Milky Way is Snicker's nut-less, gay little brother."
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"