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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."
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"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."
"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."
"Your face is kinda similar to a planet... ''Oh yeah, Which one?'' ''Uranus''"
"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus."