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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"Astronaut Booty Call... I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt."

"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"

"What do you call dirt? Dirty."

"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""

"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"

"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"

"I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y"