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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"
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"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"
"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"
"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"
"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"
"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."