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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
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"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."
"""I just want a nice guy who treats me right."" said every girl who dumped that dude like ten times."
"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"