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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
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"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."
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"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"