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Joke of the Day

"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."

"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."

"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"

"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."

"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"[Gets Twitter error: ""Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong""] I know Twitter, I know. That's why I'm here."

"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."

"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"