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Joke of the Day
"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"
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"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."
"I painted my computer black, so it would run faster. but the cops choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? Flammable Lector."
"So it is my anniversary I couldn't think of what to get her... But I finally settled on a plunger, because bitches love bringing up old shit"
"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""
"Why is a UTI such a bad thing? Because it means urine trouble"
"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."
"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."
"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."