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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"

"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to fix the bulb and one to hold the penis. edit: LADDER I MEANT LADDER"

"What's black hairy and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!"

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"

"guess what? chicken but. lol"

"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"What do porn stars have and comedians are? Professional Assholes."

"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."