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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"

"The Beach Boys walk into a bar... ""Round?"" ""Round?"" ""Get a round"" ""I get a round?"" ""Get a round...."""

"""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""

"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"You know what really grindes my gears? When I don't push the clutch down far enough."

"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""

"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."

"Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot."

"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"